The European Union has decided that anonymity in encryption is quite interesting, so starting from July 1, 2027, new rules will come into effect. Monero, Zcash, Dash, and other coins that love to play hide and seek are now on the naughty list. Any transaction over 1000 euros will require full KYC - which means a passport, a photo with your cat, and maybe your grandma's favorite recipe.

But don’t worry - for those still dreaming of privacy, there are still classic ways: cash under the mattress or cryptocurrency swaps in the local market with grandma selling pies. Just don’t forget the receipt!

So get ready for a new era of transparency, where every part will be under the microscope. For now - enjoy the last days of encrypted anonymity while it’s still vintage!