"When $LUNC pump? When moon?"
Fam, if I had 1 LUNC for every time someone asked that, I'd already be on Mars.
Elon ghosted us.
The moon’s on vacation.
Even my dog said, “Ask again later.”
But hey — real LUNAtics don’t ask when, we just HODL and vibe.
The rocket’s warming up… we’re just waiting for fuel (and maybe a little market sanity).