The European Union has decided that anonymity in cryptocurrencies is exaggerated, so starting from July 1, 2027, new rules will apply. Monero, Zcash, Dash, and other coins that love to hide are now listed as unsafe currencies. Any transaction exceeding 1,000 euros will require a full "Know Your Customer" process - that is, a passport, a personal photo with your cat, and perhaps your grandmother's favorite recipe. But don't worry - for those still dreaming of privacy, traditional methods remain: cash under the mattress or cryptocurrency swaps in the local market with your grandmother selling pies. Just don't forget the receipt!
