🚀 AdTech Giant Apes Into BTC—$200M Offering to Out-MicroStrategy MicroStrategy? 🚀
“Nasdaq AdTech Firm Goes Full Bitcoin Maxi—$200M to Buy the Dip?”
“Thumzup’s 100x BTC Bet: When AdTech Meets Laser Eyes.”
📈 The Corporate Bitcoin Arms Race:
1️⃣ $200M Stock/Warrant Offering for BTC
Thumzup Media filed to raise $200M to *100x its Bitcoin treasury** (currently 19 BTC worth $1.8M). “When AdTech meets ‘number go up’ theology.” 💹
2️⃣ Copying MicroStrategy’s Playbook
Aiming to allocate 90% of surplus cash to BTC*—just like MSTR. “If you can’t beat ’em, ape ’em.”* 🦍
3️⃣ BTC as Inflation Armor
Joining corporations using Bitcoin as a hedge against fiat meltdowns. “Ad dollars today, sats tomorrow.”🛡️
4️⃣ AdTech’s Crypto Pioneer Flex
Thumzup plans to dominate both ads and crypto portfolios. “Your billboard ads now fund Bitcoin buys. You’re welcome.”🏙️
“When your AdTech CFO moonlights as a Bitcoin shill.”
“100x BTC? Time to sell my mom’s garage.”
👉 Comment: Will BTC hit $100K before Thumzup’s offering closes?
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P.S. Thumzup’s next move? “Tokenized ad space paid in BTC.”* 🖼️🍌