$USDC USDC, crypto’s most punctual party guest, showed up today looking exactly like it did yesterday—dressed to the nines at $0.99995. It missed its $1 target by a mere 0.0045 cents, slipping just 0.01% in the past 24 hours.

With a trading volume of $5.19 billion, it’s clear traders still favor this well-dressed wallflower, choosing its stability over Bitcoin’s surprise confetti cannons.

Its $61.51 billion market cap gives it enough weight to brush off any price theatrics with ease.

While the broader crypto market jitters like a toddler on espresso, USDC stays cool—more yoga instructor than adrenaline junkie—serene, steady, and just a little bit bored.

Will it flirt with its dollar peg again tomorrow? Maybe. But don’t hold your breath.

In the chaotic crypto carnival, sometimes the safest ride is also the smoothest. And USDC? It doesn’t even break a sweat.