“Love fades, wallets dump – the $MELANIA meme coin meltdown”

While Mr. Trump is out there buying Bitcoin for the nation like a true crypto patriot, his first lady Melania is quietly… unloading her bags in a way that made the whole market blush.

• $MELANIA soared to $13, then plunged to $0.38.

• Devs held 92% of the supply, and dumped over 23 million tokens — talk about “rugging with grace.”

Some are calling it:

“An emotional exit from the First Lady. Stronger than any Fed rate hike.”

Meanwhile, her NFT auction started at 1,800 SOL, but rumors say she bought it herself through a burner wallet. If that’s true, we’re not in Web3 anymore — we’re in Web-Me.

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Laki stares at the sky, sketching his lucky charm, wondering:

“Wife dumps, husband buys BTC — is this household playing long and short against each other?”

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