where# memes are currency and billionaires tweet market crashes into existence, it was only a matter of time before Trump Coin rolled onto the blockchain. That’s right, folks — the Donald has (unofficially, but let’s pretend) entered the crypto arena, and it’s huge. Really huge. Probably the hugest coin since Doge first learned to say "wow."
What Is Trump Coin?
Trump Coin — #DigitalAssetBill $TRUMP for short (not to be confused with your uncle’s opinionated Facebook posts) — is a cryptocurrency inspired by the 45th President of the United States, the man who once said, “I have the best words,” and now possibly the best blockchain.
Unlike Bitcoin, which is mined through complex computational puzzles, Trump Coin is mined by yelling “Fake news!” into your nearest webcam until it picks up enough algorithmic confusion to verify a transaction.#BinanceAlphaAlert
How Do You Trade Trump Coin?#SaylorBTCPurchase
Step One: Build a Wall (of Security)
First, you’ll need a wallet. Preferably a beautiful wallet. The best wallet. With gold-plated encryption. If your crypto wallet doesn’t look like a Mar-a-Lago ballroom, you’re doing it wrong.
Step Two: Buy the Dip Like a True Capitalist
Trump Coin dips more than chicken nuggets in McDonald’s sauce — which, incidentally, is rumored to be Trump Coin’s official sponsor. Buy low, sell high, and if you accidentally sell low, just blame it on Hillary.
