WHEN GREEN TURNS TO GREY – The Crypto Bubble Comedy Show❗
#FLR -1.7% looking like it's auditioning for a horror movie:
Call it a bubble? Nah, this is a full-blown collapse balloon.”
$NEAR, $ADA , and $AAVE flexing with +0.5% like champs:
“We didn’t rise much, but at least we ain’t sinking!”
$BONK be like:
“Bounce? Never heard of it.”
#FET , #TAO and #IMX stuck in red zone therapy
“We tried optimism. Market said no.”
$HYPE and $VIRTUAL showing green with pride:
“Climbed 0.4% and yes, we’ll be tweeting it like it’s a bull run.”
Crypto traders: Laugh through the pain, meme through the losses!