#AppleCryptoUpdate

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle walks into the Apple Store:

— I need a new gadget for trading!

Consultant:

— Oh, have you heard about #AppleCryptoUpdate?

Turtle:

— Yes! I can finally trade on the blockchain... and add cryptocurrency to my belt!

— What about transaction speeds?

— No problem, I have **turbo-pizza**!