#AppleCryptoUpdate
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle walks into the Apple Store:
— I need a new gadget for trading!
Consultant:
— Oh, have you heard about #AppleCryptoUpdate?
Turtle:
— Yes! I can finally trade on the blockchain... and add cryptocurrency to my belt!
— What about transaction speeds?
— No problem, I have **turbo-pizza**!