, checked Binance, spilled my coffee. BTC at $200K?! I thought my portfolio was hacked… turns out it was just finally winning for once.

Everyone’s suddenly a crypto genius. That one friend who bought Dogecoin at the top is now offering trading advice like, “It’s all about the Fibonacci retracement, bro.” Meanwhile, Grandma’s asking how to stake Bitcoin. I told her it doesn’t stake — she replied, “Then how does it grow, lazy coin?”

Binance is glowing. Charts look like they’ve taken performance enhancers. Meme coins are up 1000%, and someone just bought a Lambo using Shiba Inu and vibes. The chat is filled with diamond hands, rocket emojis, and one confused guy who bought Bitcoin Cash instead.

Of course, the bears are still lurking. “It’s a bubble,” they say — the same folks who said that at $10K, $50K, and $100K. At this point, they’re just mad they didn’t buy in when BTC was the price of a pizza.

As for me? I’ve got my hardware wallet, a Binance tab open, and a dream. Next stop: Mars. Or at least a decent coffee machine, because this one’s still broken.#BTC #BinanceHODLerSTO #DigitalAssetBill #SaylorBTCPurchase #BTCRebound