“💥🥊🦍 100 Men vs. 1 Gorilla: Dhaba Debate Champion 🍵🔥”
At a roadside chai dhaba in Punjab, seven uncles debate whether 100 unarmed men could take down a silverback gorilla 🗣️💭 . Gorillas share approximately 98.4% of our DNA, making them our closest non-human cousins 🧬❤️ . Their genome spans over 3 billion DNA base pairs and encodes about 21,000 genes—nearly the same scale as humans 📊🧬 turn0search2. The last common ancestor of humans and gorillas lived around 8–10 million years ago ⏳🌳 . Despite this kinship, a silverback’s raw strength and agility outmatch unarmed humans 💪⚡ . Yet the uncles wield cricket bats 🏏, rolling pins (belans) 🍞, even belans again 😂—symbols of desi ingenuity—as they sip adrak chai ☕ and argue late into the night 🌙.
The real winner? The chaiwala who sold the most cups 🏆🍵.
