"Crypto Traders at Shaadis Be Fighting for Their Lives 😂🥲"
Every shaadi starts the same.
Aunty with gold bangles finds you near the chai table and asks:
"Beta, naukri karte ho ya abhi bhi phone pe woh coin-coin khelte ho?"
Me, holding cold chai and hot regrets:
"Ji aunty, blockchain mein kaam kar raha hoon."
Meanwhile, my portfolio is down 87% and the rishta market is down 100%.
No job offers. No Lambos. Not even leftover samosas to distract me.
Just awkward smiles, endless aunty interviews, and regret over selling my Shiba Inu tokens too early.
The real bear market isn’t in the charts —
it’s right here, in shaadi halls, under those 200-watt spotlights and aunty eyes sharper than Binance liquidation bots.
