#DigitalAssetBill

**A crypto enthusiast walks into a bank and says:**

— I want to take a loan secured by my NFTs!

**Banker:**

— Okay, what do you have?

— A unique digital cat for 2 bitcoins!

**Banker (after a pause):**

— Great! And if you don’t repay the loan, we will sell your cat… to a *digital meat grinder*? 😼

(It’s funny because regulators still haven’t decided whether to consider NFTs as assets or memes.)