3 Years in Crypto: What I’ve Learned

1. Never trust green candles before breakfast.

2. "Long-term investor" usually means "forgot my wallet password."

3. Altcoin loyalty is the fastest path to heartbreak.

And most importantly — goat wisdom:

If the goat walks away from your chart, follow it. It knows the dump is coming. If the goat screams at the screen, sell immediately.

If you see a goat in your dreams whispering “sell,” listen. That’s not a dream. That’s on-chain prophecy.

And if the goat starts buying NFTs... it’s too late. You're already in the bubble.

Still here. Still learning. Still watching the goat.