神秘洞察
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🔥 Early Morning Urgent Report: Bitcoin is dancing on the coffin board! Teaching you to see through the new tricks of the dog club!
(To be honest, this market this morning makes me want to curse)
1️⃣ Current Market Situation (Open your dog eyes wide)
Current price is $94,240, up $13 (+0.01%) from yesterday! Is the dog club begging for alms here?
Playing dead at high positions: Lying in the $94k coffin for three days! (Attached image: BTC 4-hour K-line looks like an electrocardiogram)
Heard that Musk tweeted last night saying "Dogecoin is the future", this guy is definitely trying to divert attention!
2️⃣ Long and Short Graveyard Map (Guide to the Leek Cemetery)
⚔️ Bearish Crematorium:
$95.5k: The dog club buried 100,000 short positions, breaking this means I’ll eat the graphics card raw! (Got chopped here last time)
$100k: The urn that leeks can't kneel down to, just dream about it
🛡️ Bullish Coffin Fund:
$93k: Break this price and go straight to cremation! (Wrote the support level wrong? On purpose!)
$90k: "Strong support" with grass two meters high on the grave, if it really gets here, I’ll have run away early
(I just saw a whale on-chain transferred 5k BTC to the exchange, probably up to something)
3️⃣ This Week's Death Script (Carved on Your Tombstone)
✅ Drug Situation (25% probability):
Suddenly spikes past $95.5k, directly rushing to $100k (needs Musk to go crazy)
✅ Normal Situation (60% probability):
Lying dead between $93k-$95.5k (suggest going for a nap)
❌ Shit Situation (15% probability):
Falls below $93k, ashes scattered to $90k (get ready for paper money)
(To be honest, this market this morning makes me want to curse)
1️⃣ Current Market Situation (Open your dog eyes wide)
Current price is $94,240, up $13 (+0.01%) from yesterday! Is the dog club begging for alms here?
Playing dead at high positions: Lying in the $94k coffin for three days! (Attached image: BTC 4-hour K-line looks like an electrocardiogram)
Heard that Musk tweeted last night saying "Dogecoin is the future", this guy is definitely trying to divert attention!
2️⃣ Long and Short Graveyard Map (Guide to the Leek Cemetery)
⚔️ Bearish Crematorium:
$95.5k: The dog club buried 100,000 short positions, breaking this means I’ll eat the graphics card raw! (Got chopped here last time)
$100k: The urn that leeks can't kneel down to, just dream about it
🛡️ Bullish Coffin Fund:
$93k: Break this price and go straight to cremation! (Wrote the support level wrong? On purpose!)
$90k: "Strong support" with grass two meters high on the grave, if it really gets here, I’ll have run away early
(I just saw a whale on-chain transferred 5k BTC to the exchange, probably up to something)
3️⃣ This Week's Death Script (Carved on Your Tombstone)
✅ Drug Situation (25% probability):
Suddenly spikes past $95.5k, directly rushing to $100k (needs Musk to go crazy)
✅ Normal Situation (60% probability):
Lying dead between $93k-$95.5k (suggest going for a nap)
❌ Shit Situation (15% probability):
Falls below $93k, ashes scattered to $90k (get ready for paper money)
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