🔥 Angry Brother's Morning Roar: Who is Bitcoin Playing Dead For? Teach You to See Through the Dog's Tricks!
1️⃣ Current Market Situation (Keep Your Eyes Wide Open)
Current price: $94,227, up 0.001% compared to yesterday! Playing with your heart?
Playing dead at a high: Fell from $95,466, no different from jumping off a building!
ETF Parents: Pumped in $3.2 billion last week, now acting submissive?
2️⃣ Long and Short Meat Grinder Map (Guide to the Leek Graveyard)
⚔️ Bear Market Graveyard:
$95,500: The dogs buried 100,000 short positions, if it breaks through, I’ll eat the keyboard raw!
$100,000: The coffin board that leeks can't even dream of licking
🛡️ Bull Market Coffin Capital:
$93,500: Break this price and we’ll be collectively cremated!
$92,000: "Strong Support" with grass three meters high on the grave
3️⃣ Have Altcoins Died Completely?
BTC.D 64%: All funds sucked into Bitcoin, altcoins are dust in the wind!
May Zombie Resurrection Forecast: Analysts say altcoins might revive in May, trusting them is worse than believing I am Qin Shi Huang!
Brother's Advice: Buying altcoins now is like offering tribute to the dogs!
4️⃣ This Week's Death Script (Carved on Your Tombstone)
✅ Drugged Situation:
Suddenly spikes past $95.5k, heading straight to $100k (10% chance)
✅ Normal Situation:
Lying dead between $93k-$95k (70% chance)
❌ Shitty Situation:
Falls below $93k, ashes scattered towards $90k (20% chance)
5️⃣ Angry Operation Guide
Don't touch the current price! Trading volume shrunk to nothing, the dogs are ready to harvest leeks!
Break $95.5k: Test the waters with 1% of your position (if you lose, don’t cry to your parents)
Fall below $93.5k: Cut losses immediately! Keep the coffin capital to buy paper money to burn!
Altcoin Gambling Dogs: Bottom-fishing now is like accompanying dogs to the grave!
⚠️ Final Warning:
Don't trust those idiots shouting "May Altcoin Season"!
Their trading records are more tattered than your underwear!
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