#Bitcoin (BTC):

*"The wise old grandpa who just sits there judging your life choices"* 👴💎

*"I'm not volatile, YOU'RE volatile!"*

#Ethereum (ETH):**

*"The overachieving sibling who keeps needing gas money"* ⛽🤓

*"Yes I'm expensive, but have you seen my NFTs?"*

#Dogecoin (DOGE):**

*"That friend who became famous for doing absolutely nothing"* 🐕✨

*"1 DOGE = 1 DOGE and honestly that's deep"*

#Shiba Inu (SHIB):**

*"DOGE's weird cousin who somehow got rich too"* 🐩💰

*"We burned zeros! ...Okay just one zero"*

**Cardano (ADA):**

*"The 'we have Ethereum at home' Ethereum"* 🏠🔮

*"My smart contracts are coming soon! (Year 5 of saying this)"*

#XRP:**

*"The courtroom drama queen"* 👩⚖️🎭

*"Win or lose, I'll still be confusing"*

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**Altcoin Confessions:**

• *"I bought the whitepaper, not the coin"* 📄

• *"This 'fundamental analysis' was just a TikTok"* 🎵

• *"My exit strategy? What's that?"* 🚪🏃

**#CryptoTherapy #HODLProblems #SendHelp**

💬 **Which coin needs the most therapy?** 👇