Bitcoin, Burgers & Border Taxes
100 days in, and Trump’s already:
✅Slapped 25% tariffs on half the globe - Europe’s not amused;
✅Declared the U.S. the crypto capital of the world (Bitcoin’s probably packing for D.C.);
✅Appointed a “Crypto Czar” - because apparently Crypto King didn’t fit on the business card;
✅Launched a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve - part treasury, part meme vault?
When old guys in suits start talking blockchain and sanctions fly like drones, there’s only one move left: stock up on tokens and popcorn.
Growth? Maybe. Chaos? Definitely. Buckle up, investors - it’s gonna be a ride.
