"The Last HODLer – Part 4: Satoshi Gets Listed... and FUD Hits"
After a legendary funding round, WoofToken officially launched on a major exchange. Headlines popped up everywhere. KOLs tweeted. Satoshi even made the cover of Forbes: Bark Edition with the headline:
> “The Dog Who Outperformed Wall Street.”
But the pump didn’t last forever.
Three days after listing, the FUD came rolling in.
A shady Twitter account called @CryptoCatOfficial tweeted:
“Leaked proof: Satoshi is actually… a cat in disguise.”
The post went viral. WoofToken dropped 20% in an hour. The community was split:
– Supporters rallied with hashtags like #InDogsWeTrust
– Haters flooded Telegram with cat memes
Hung panicked. But Satoshi stayed calm. With laser focus, he jumped on the table, picked up his mini speaker, and let out a single bark:
“Woof.”
Seconds later, on-chain data showed a $2 million buy-in from a wallet named DogFather.eth.
The price shot back up. The community exploded.
@CryptoCatOfficial deleted the post and changed their handle to @IRespectSatoshi.
Hung exhaled, looked at Satoshi and whispered:
“No one FUDs a dog who knows exactly when to bark.”