"The Last HODLer – Part 3: Satoshi Goes to Silicon Valley"
After the overnight success of WoofToken (aka “Dogecoin’s cooler cousin”), Hung knew it was time to level up.
He dressed Satoshi in a tiny suit, clipped a tie to his collar, and booked two tickets to Silicon Valley. Destination: Pitch Day.
At the investor meeting, a venture capitalist leaned forward, skeptical:
“So... this coin is powered by barking?”
Hung didn’t flinch. He nodded to Satoshi.
Satoshi stood up, looked the investor dead in the eye…
And barked. Twice.
Woof. Woof.
Suddenly, Hung’s phone buzzed — WoofToken just pumped 0.2%. Real-time.
The room went silent. Then another investor whispered:
“Wait… is that... real utility?”
Within minutes, Satoshi had the room eating out of his paw. Investors fought to get in on the next round. One guy even offered to pay in Shiba Inu coins “for synergy.”
By the end of the day, Satoshi had raised $5 million in seed funding, three bags of premium dog treats, and a brand deal with a crypto dog collar startup.
As they left the building, Hung patted Satoshi’s head and said:
“You’re not just a good boy…
You’re a founding boy.”