Shorting the alpaca yesterday with a rate of -2% for an hour, not a penny earned, and lost the principal in 5 hours
Those who shorted the alpaca today were manipulated by the market makers, with a 4.5 times increase; not only did they lose their principal, but they also incurred a loss of 4 times their principal
The alpaca's real name: Grass-Mud-Horse, and everyone who shorted today is shouting: I*Grass*Mud*Horse