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From $500 to $7,000 – The Rollercoaster Ride of a Crypto Degenerate

6 months ago, I threw $500 into a random crypto project on Binance. No plan. Just vibes.
Everyone said, “Bro, you’re gonna lose it all.”
And honestly? They weren’t completely wrong.

I watched it drop to $300. My soul left my body.
Then it climbed to $400. I started praying in five languages.
Eventually… it hit $7,000. I stared at the screen like a proud parent.

The moral of the story?
Absolutely nothing. I still don’t know what I’m doing.

But hey – from 500 to 7,000?
Call me the “Accidental Warren Buffett of Sh*tcoins.”

Follow for more financial chaos, emotional trauma, and occasional profits.
Laugh, cry, invest (maybe don’t), and enjoy the journey with me!