5 Anti-Humanity Iron Rules for Buying a Maybach in the Crypto World
Always keep half of your principal in stablecoins; this is your confidence to scoop up chips during a crash — surviving in the crypto world until the next bull market is more important than any technical analysis.
Only buy mainstream coins that won't die even if they hit rock bottom (BTC/ETH accounts for 80% of the portfolio).
Don't touch leverage; that thing is 10 times faster than the dealer's scythe — remember, being alive is a prerequisite for discussing wealth.
In a bear market, invest your salary regularly, set a fixed date (like payday) to mindlessly buy, lock the exchange app in an encrypted folder, and only check the weekly chart once a week — let discipline become your "automated money-making machine."
When the bull market arrives, and your neighbor who never trades crypto starts asking, "How do I open an account?" take profits in three batches: sell 30% to buy a car in the first wave, sell 30% to buy a house in the second wave, and finally transfer 40% to a cold wallet — don’t wait for the peak; making enough and running is the winner's rule.
Write "Don’t die, wait, run" on your computer screen. Every time you feel tempted to chase a pump on a meme coin, just open your historical liquidation records screenshot — your greed is the dealer's favorite "ATM password."
There are no myths in the crypto world; the keys to the Maybach are hidden in anti-humanity discipline: no all-in, no leverage, no chasing hot trends, and use a simple method to outlast 99% of your opponents. The remaining 1% will naturally be able to smile as they cash out.
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