If you think trickle-down economics works, I’ve got a bridge to sell you — and thanks to Trump’s new tax cuts, it’ll probably be tax-free too.
The brilliant plan? Make the 2017 tax cuts permanent, slap on a few more gimmicks like exempting tips and overtime, and blow a $5.8 trillion crater in the national debt.
Naturally, to “balance” this masterpiece, they’ll just gut Medicaid and green energy programmes — because healthcare and the planet were clearly overrated anyway.
But hey, if you’re a billionaire with a side hustle in yacht collecting, it’s Christmas in July. 🎄🚤
For everyone else?
Enjoy your "tax relief" while potholes eat your car and your grandma loses her prescriptions.
Thanks for playing. 🎰