Morning:

The alarm is ringing.

You pick up the phone:

Binance Liquidation Alert: "Good morning loser."

You look at the chart with sleepy eyes,

"If I open a long from here, it will definitely rise," you say.

You open it —

3 minutes later, the candle zooms past you like an asphalt machine.

You mumble to yourself:

"This is manipulation, there’s no other explanation."

Noon:

You log into Twitter.

A phenomenon writes "There’s a special situation for BTC."

You get hyped:

"I won't miss it this time!"

You open a long...

As soon as you open it, the market crashes.

The coin, upon seeing your transaction, is cracking seeds and playing a funeral march.

You write in the group:

"Guys, is this a fake dump?"

Afternoon:

With some hope, you say, "I’ll scalp."

You’re going to get in and out so fast...

You open the chart —

a straight line in front of you.

It’s as if they’ve abandoned the chart, it’s dead, not breathing.

You enter the trade,

a candle goes up a bit as if mocking you,

"ohh nice" you say...

then crashes back down like liquidation.

You comfort yourself:

"These are good projects in the long run."

Night:

You play your last card, "investing."

You open Coinmarketcap, find a ridiculous coin:

"ChatGPT Coin"

(Volume 5 dollars, number of holders 14 people.)

You put all your balance into it...

When you wake up in the morning, you see the coin has been delisted.

Your money has vanished into the universe.

Final:

You look in the mirror and say to yourself:

"I think I should take a break."

(But 5 minutes later, you’re looking for another long again.)