"Me, Coming Back From 2050 to Fix My Biggest Mistake"
In 2050, I invented a time machine.
Not to meet my ancestors.
Not to save the world.
But to come back to 2010…
And buy Bitcoin at $0.05.
Landed in 2010, ran straight to my old self.
Screamed:
"BUY BITCOIN, YOU FOOL!!"
My past self looked at me…
...and bought Dogecoin instead.
Because the logo was funny.
Now I'm back in 2050.
Still broke.
Still blaming myself.
Still holding 1 million Doge... worth $32.
