How a ‘Perfect Chart Pattern’ Broke My Heart"

Saw the cleanest bull flag forming on the 15-min chart.

Absolute textbook.

I told my friends, "Bro, this is it. I'm basically rich."

Bought heavy.

Told my crush, "Big moves coming. Dinner’s on me tonight."

Five minutes later…

The bull flag turned into a bearish megaphone of sadness.

Price nuked so hard even TradingView lagged.

Had to cancel dinner.

Told her I was "busy with work."

She replied, "No worries! Good luck with your shapes!"

She blocked me 10 minutes later.

Now I only trust one pattern:

#tayyabmahmood