🐘 Trump vs China: The Mysterious Negotiations – Lakilakila Weekly Review
Over the past three days, the financial markets have been treated to what feels like a rom-com between Washington and Beijing.
Day 1:
Trump: “We are negotiating.”
Beijing: “We haven’t even picked up the phone.”
Day 2:
Trump: “Yes, negotiations are ongoing!”
Beijing: “We kindly request the U.S. to stop… self-negotiating.”
Day 3:
Trump: “The talks are going very well!”
Beijing: emergency press conference: “Nobody is talking to you.”
📈 Impact on the Market:
• Traders FOMO on every Trump tweet.
• Investors open the charts… and then close them to protect their sanity.
• Journalists wonder whether to quote Trump… or quote Beijing’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs.
🐘 Laki’s Commentary:
“Negotiations” are apparently a state of mind, not a real event.
Maybe Mr. Trump is negotiating… with his own hopes.
Dear traders, remember:
• The chart doesn’t lie.
• Tweets might.
Lakilakila – May your wallet stay as calm as a cold wallet in a storm.
Trade with a clear head, not with flying tweets. 🐘
