$ETH
BuT gAs FeEs!”
Meanwhile, ETH out here building the entire digital economy like it’s SimCity on steroids. 💀
Bitcoiners stacking sats.
Solana fans bragging about TPS.
And ETH? Quietly becoming the backbone of everything.
DEXs? ETH.
NFTs? ETH.
ZK rollups? ETH.
Your bags? Probably not ETH. 😬
ETH isn’t late. You are.