🕵️🕵️🕵️5 unwritten rules of the crypto world that everyone silently acknowledges
1. "I’ll just check for 5 minutes" — and suddenly you’ve been staring at the chart for 2 hours.
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2. "I won’t check my portfolio" — refreshes the price every 10 minutes.
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3. "Placed an order and forgot" — the price approaches $0.01: "Alright, I’ll adjust a little..."
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4. "The signal is reliable, I’m in!" — down 30%: "What nonsense did I buy?"
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5. "I’m in crypto for the technology" — a minute later: "When are we going to the moon?"
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Crypto is not just money. It’s a lifestyle, patience, and the art of not going crazy over 15-minute candles.
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