#DinnerWithTrump Imagine sitting down for #DinnerWithTrump at a gold-plated table in Mar-a-Lago, where the appetizers are McDonald's nuggets served on crystal platters. Trump’s wearing a “Make Steak Well-Done Again” apron, passionately pitching his new reality show: “The Apprentice: White House Edition.” He rants about windmills causing cancer while casually offering you a job as his Space Force ambassador to Mars. Dessert? A Diet Coke fountain and a MAGA-shaped Jell-O mold. Suddenly, Kanye West crashes