#DinnerWithTrump Several dinners have already caused loud scandals. What now? Ready to see the script?
Scene: Dinner with Donald
Location: The Golden Room, Trump Tower, where even the air smells of success and a light tan.
Characters: Donald Trump.
Investors: Three lucky winners of the crypto lottery who won the right to dinner.
Melania's Voice: (appears only on screen).
(Trump evaluates the investors)
Trump: So, so, so. You are the geniuses who made me even richer? Great! You know, I have the best steaks here! No one makes steaks better than I do. Well, okay, my chefs do, but I hired them!
Investor 1: Mr. Trump…
Trump: (interrupts) It’s a great honor! The ratings are huge!
(A dessert cart appears)
Trump: Chocolate cake! I'll pay… two dollars! (bargaining) Melania, would you give more?
Melania's Voice: Darling, just pay for the cake.
Trump: Melania agrees! She’s in a secret place!
(Trump turns to the investors)
Trump: About money! I know how to make it! (whispers) “A lot of money”, “Putin is great!”… That’s in Russian!
Investor 2: What do you mean?
Trump: Trust me! I will make you rich! Again!
(Trump eats the cake)
Trump: The cake is not bad. Maybe it was worth three dollars. But I didn’t say that!