#DigitalAssetBill Once upon a time in a distant digital kingdom of the USA, there were Republicans.

They decided to create a magical scroll called #DigitalAssetBill, so that order, rather than the magic of wild volatility, would reign in the world of crypto.

On May 6, wise men gathered for great hearings to discuss how to tame stablecoins, protect traders, and drive away evil hackers from the blockchain field. They said: "Let there be a law! And let every bitcoin know its place in the tax declaration!"

Meanwhile, while some worried that the magic of crypto would disappear under the weight of regulation, others rejoiced: "Long live clarity! May institutional capital be with us!" Even the old wizard Donald Trump waved his golden wallet and said: "I am with you, crypto-brotherhood!"

And that's the end of the tale, and those who hodl'd — well, they might just be in profit.