BTC vs The Markets: Who’s the real alpha? 🥊
Stock market? Moving like it’s on decaf. ☕
Gold? Sparkly, but slow.
Real estate? Cool, if you like paperwork.
Meanwhile... Bitcoin just woke up like “Did someone say ATH?” 😎
While traditional markets are out here playing chess, BTC’s out here doing backflips on a rocket 🚀💥
No board meetings. No bankers. Just vibes, volatility, and vertical candles.
If Bitcoin was a person, it’d be that wild friend who says “Trust me” right before doing something insanely profitable or slightly illegal. 😂
So tell me—are you team TradFi or team "I bought $BTC in my pajamas"?
