Michael Saylor doesn’t buy Bitcoin—he collects it like Pokémon cards, but instead of “gotta catch ’em all,” it’s “gotta stack ’em all.” The MicroStrategy chairman wakes up, sips coffee, checks BTC price, and says, “Yep, time to buy another dip.” At this point, if Bitcoin had a fan club, he’d be president, CEO, and janitor. Rumor has it that Saylor doesn’t even count dollars anymore—he counts in satoshis. While the rest of us panic over a 5% drop, he probably calls it a Black Friday sale. With every purchase announcement, CT (Crypto Twitter) lights up like Christmas morning. Whether BTC’s at $20k or $70k, Saylor's wallet just keeps growing—some say he’s building a throne made of hardware wallets. One thing’s for sure: when in doubt, just ask yourself, “What would Saylor do?
