BTC & GOLD MOONING WHILE DOLLAR CRIES!
BTC: $87.2K 📈 (+2.1%)
Gold: $3,382 🥇 (ATH!)
DXY: 98.5 📉 (ouch.)
🏛️ What’s cooking?
Trump wants to fire Fed Chair Powell if re-elected!
Markets: “Bye credibility!”
BTC: “Pump it!”
Gold: “Hold my beer!”
Dollar: "I'm too old for this..." 🧓💸
📯 Why it matters:
• BTC broke out of $83K–$87K zone
• Gold hit ATH like a champ
• USD dumped harder than your 2022 altcoins
🌞 Macro vibes:
• Fed drama = trader llama
• Stagflation fears rising
• BTC & Gold = safe-haven superheroes
⚠️ Moral of the story?
When the Fed wobbles, Bitcoin doesn’t just walk… it moonwalks.
Powell ke jaane se pehle BTC jaana chahta hai 90K!
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