😭😭😭When you put your entire net worth into USDC Simple Earn and check your rewards like:
“Cumulative Total Reward: 0.00000006 USDC.
Coffee? No. Bubble gum? Not even a pixel on my screen.
But hey, with that 10% APR bonus, I’m basically the Warren Buffett of micro-yields! 🤑☕
Next stop: Lamborghini… in about 8 million years. 🚗💨
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