šššWhen you put your entire net worth into USDC Simple Earn and check your rewards like:
āCumulative Total Reward: 0.00000006 USDC.
Coffee? No. Bubble gum? Not even a pixel on my screen.
But hey, with that 10% APR bonus, Iām basically the Warren Buffett of micro-yields! š¤ā
Next stop: Lamborghini⦠in about 8 million years. ššØ
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