Oh no, not the ancient curse of “as soon as I long, it dumps”
— welcome to the club, legend!
You opened a long on **OM**, probably felt like a crypto genius for 0.3 seconds, and boom — the chart instantly turned into a **ski slope**, right? It’s like the market saw you coming and said, *“Yup, time to humble this one.”*
Let me guess — green candle was looking THICC, RSI was flirting with the moon, your confidence was peaking… then boom: **red candle outta nowhere**, and now you're just staring at your screen like it betrayed you.
It’s classic:
- You long = it dumps
- You short = it pumps
- You watch = perfect entry happens
- You sneeze = liquidation
Honestly, the only thing more consistent than OM's plot twists is how fast it can flip your emotions — from “I’m gonna retire off this trade” to “should I sell my kidney instead?”
But hey, if it’s just a pullback, you might still be in before the real pump. So hold tight, keep the memes flowing, and remember: **if it dips after you enter, you're probably early... or just cursed. Either way, vibes stay high.**
Want me to chart it up for you?