[Trump's 'Sweet' Tariff Drama Series]
Act One: White House Online Slaps in the Face (April 7th)
White House Pounded Its Chest: 'Suspending Tariffs? Absolutely Not! It's All Fake News!'
Onlookers: 'Got it, I'm going to buy the dip.'
Act Two: Trump Goes Wild Late at Night (April 9th)
Trump Tweets: 'Folks! If you don't buy stocks now, you're a fool!'
Investor: 'Didn't you say last week that tariffs are a blessing?'
Act Three: 13 Hours of Sudden Reversal (April 10th, Early Morning)
Trump Suddenly Withdraws 'Reciprocal Strikes' Against 75 Countries Worldwide, Emotionally Declares: 'This Pause for 90 Days is All Because I Love Negotiating!'
Netizens: 'Your policy lifespan is shorter than that of a trendy milk tea shop...'
Act Four: US Stocks Soaring in Place
NASDAQ Performs 'Sitting Up in Shock While Dying', Soaring 12% in a Single Day, Wall Street Traders Cry and Laugh: 'Boss, can I get back the meat I sold during the day?'
Act Five: The Democratic Party's Crazy Output
Senate Schumer Passionately Opens the Mic: "Governing is Like Child's Play! Cabinet Members are All Masters of Sichuan Opera Face-Changing!"
Trump Responds Calmly: "This is called strategy, do you understand? I've been pondering (scrolling Twitter) for the past few days!"
Easter Egg: Sharp Comments from Chinese Netizens
"I suggest the White House and Trump sign a betting agreement - next time before going crazy, buy some stock index futures; if you profit, it goes to the national treasury, if you lose, let him live stream eating the tariff list."
(Friendly Reminder: This Drama is Also Known As (On the President's Self-Defeating Skills), Next Season (I'll Be Back in 90 Days) is Coming Soon, Investors Please Prepare Quick-Acting Heart Rescuers 💊)
April 10, 2025 Global Military and Political News 'Explodes' Quick Report
Middle East and Eastern Europe: Daily 'Powder Keg'
Middle East Express Service Upgrade: Houthi Forces Use Hypersonic Missiles to Deliver a 'Package' to US Aircraft Carrier 'USS Truman', On-Site Video Shows Smoke on the Deck, US F-35C Emergency Takeoff to Intercept, Netizens Joke: 'Will Iran have to reimburse the delivery fee?'
Israel vs Lebanon: Border Version of 'Mutual Tear' - Lebanon Crosses Borders to Attack Israel, Israel Strikes Back 'Doubling Down', Both Sides are Fighting Fiercely, and the International Community Urges: 'Can you two stop fighting for a day so I can binge-watch a show?'
Russia-Ukraine Battlefield: Bridge Demolition Expert Online: Ukrainian Assault Team Blows Up Two Russian Bridges, Russian Military Rapidly Deploys 155 Marine Brigade for Reinforcement, Both Sides Engage in 'Passionate Mutual Fighting' in the Popivka Area. The US Publicly Claims 'Not to Intervene', But Secretly Talks to Russia About Embassy Affairs, Criticized: 'This Acting Skills Deserve an Oscar!'
Global Leaders' 'Sweet' Scene
China-US Tariff War: Mutual Cuts Until Dawn: China Raises Tariffs on US Goods to 84%, US Threatens to Impose 100% Tax on TSMC, but Ultimately Backs Down and Announces Suspension of Most Reciprocal Tariffs. Netizens: "Are you two playing a turn-based game?" US Stocks Surge 7.87% in One Day, Investors Cry: 'Can I get back the meat I sold during the day?'
EU and Canada Join the 'Bargaining Group': EU Imposes 25% Tariff on US Cars, Canada Follows Suit, Ford and Other Car Companies' Stock Prices Plummet. Apple Rushes to Transport iPhones from China and India Overnight, Indian Factory Workers Wail: 'Cook, are you trying to kill us?'
Japan is Crazy Spending on Military Gear: 8.7 Trillion Yen Military Budget Directed at the 'Southwest Island Seizure Plan', Secretly Deploying US-Made 'Tomahawk' Missiles. Chinese Netizens: 'Okinawa is almost becoming a US Military Weapons Exhibition; I suggest renaming it to 'Missile Theme Park'!'
China Low-Key Shows Muscle
Sixth Generation Fighter Test Flight: Specializing in Various Forms of Disobedience: Two Models of Sixth Generation Fighters Test Flight Simultaneously, Stealth + AI Technology Overwhelms Traditional Fighters, US is Anxiously Jumping: 'Are you cheating?'
White Paper Warns the US: China Releases (China-US Economic and Trade Relations White Paper), Urging the US 'There are No Winners in a Trade War'. Netizens Translate: 'Keep acting up, or your US stocks might turn into a 'US Stock Disaster'!'
Today's Complaints:
"America is Busy with the Tariff War, China is Busy Developing Sixth Generation Fighters, the EU is Busy Collecting Taxes, and the Middle East is Busy Delivering Packages - Earth Online Today's Instance: Global Mutual Fighting Mode Has Begun!" 💥
Hunting for Greed and Fear Index
Index Range: 0-100
Considering Increasing Position: 20, Poor Market, Appropriately Lower Entry Points
Considering Reducing Position: 55, Poor Market, Appropriately Lower Expectations
Maximum Position per Stock: 5%
Steady Progress, Positions Held, Opportunities Exist!
Here is the situation of air coins today! Yesterday those who overcame fear and increased their positions are reaping rewards! Trump has softened, and US stocks have violently rebounded.
