🚨 Crypto Comedy Hour: UPCX's $70M Vanishing Act! 🚨

In a plot twist worthy of a thriller, an unauthorized party made off with $70 million in digital assets from UPCX, leaving the crypto world buzzing. Cyvers, the blockchain Sherlock Holmes, spotted 18.4 million UPC tokens on the move after a sneaky upgrade to the ProxyAdmin contract.

While UPCX assures user assets are safe, the token price took a 7% dip. But fear not, crypto enthusiasts! This is just another chapter in the wild world of digital finance.

Got theories or jokes? Drop them in the comments! Let's crack this mystery together! 🕵️‍♂️💰