"Donald Trump just announced he's launching his own cryptocurrency: TrumpCoin!
✅ Only goes up—just like his speeches.
💰 Promises to make your wallet great again.
🚀 Every transaction comes with a free campaign slogan.
⚖️ Built on the YUGE blockchain, of course.
When asked if Bitcoin was better, he said, 'Fake crypto! Total disaster! TrumpCoin is the real deal, folks!'
Would you invest, or is this just another 'Art of the Deal'?"
