This joke is really good, especially the part about Bitcoin being a failure.

Has anyone done research on Pi? I believe many institutions are studying Pi, and this is the difference between a consortium and speculators. You need to clarify the following points: 1. Pi is a public blockchain, not a meme or a low-quality coin that can be launched in a few minutes. 2. While the total supply of Pi is 100 billion, there are many players; people from over 200 countries are playing, with registered users in the hundreds of millions. The more dispersed the holdings, the more likely it is to realize Bitcoin's vision. Bitcoin has failed and deviated from Satoshi Nakamoto's original intention. 3. Currently, only 6 billion have been put on-chain, with 4.5 billion locked up. The circulating supply is only 1.5 billion, and miners will hold for years; they won’t sell at 0.x USD; is there a large sell-off? 4. Do you understand the performance of the Pi chain? Have you experienced it? Transfers globally take four to five seconds to arrive, with unparalleled speed and unmatched security, with over 200,000 nodes worldwide, more than the total of Bitcoin and Ethereum combined. The Solana single-coin is not worth mentioning. 5. You say Pi is a pyramid scheme, an advertising project, that old people are playing it. Let me tell you, there are many young people involved. Many in the traditional crypto circle are playing; I am a university graduate from a 211 project, in my thirties, and I understand Pi. Moreover, Pi can be mined for free, without investing a penny. Although promotion has a computing power bonus, it is only at the first level; the lower levels will not bring you computing power bonuses, which does not fit the definition of a pyramid scheme. As for advertisements, they pop up once every 20 days and can be turned off; I never watch ads. Once older people have faith, they won’t sell at a low price and will buy instead, leading to even less selling pressure. 6. To those who criticize Pi, ask yourself, how much have you earned from playing with altcoins? Haven't you been cut down ruthlessly? Reflect on this: if you went back to 2009, would you buy Bitcoin? So your understanding is problematic, not Pi. Today you disregard Pi, but in the future, you won't be able to afford it; in the next bull market, it will be at least 500 yuan each.