What's up crypto family? 👋 Excellent Monday Start of the Week!! Have you seen the mega short squeeze that's brewing in ETH? Hold my beer because this is going to get WILD 🍺

The Situation is Hotter than an NFT in Mint 🔥

Just look at this data: 11,341 contracts in short! The bears are more leveraged than a degen in full moon 🐻 But do you know what happens when there are too many shorts in the pool? KABOOM! 💥

The Setup is More Obvious than a ShitCoin Rugpull

Imagine this: retail is more long than a whitelist line, the supply-demand ratio is more extreme than Elon’s tweets about DOGE, and short liquidations are about to do a Solana (you know... to the moon and back 🚀).

And you know what’s the most BULLISH? 🐂

  • ETFs are accumulating like there’s no tomorrow $90k in inflows, sheeeesh!)

  • Vitalik and his gang just pushed an upgrade that makes ETH faster than SONIC

  • Gas fees dropping 30% (goodbye kidney sales to pay fees 👋)

The Master Move 🧠

What does a smart trader do when everyone is short? Exactly, my dear Padawan... COUNTER-TRADE! The shorts are stacked more than sats in Saylor's wallet, and when this blows up...

"The one who shorts what they shouldn't, loses what they have" - Sun Tzu, probably.

The Moment of Truth 💎

The network is more optimized than a maxi after a pump:

  • +20% in processing speed

  • -30% in fees

  • +49.5% in validators

And are the bears still shorting? NGMI bros, NGMI... 🤦‍♂️

To The Moon? 🌙

I'm not a financial advisor (obviously, I'm a meme lord 👑), but when I see more shorts than longs, my spider sense goes BING!

"The one who shorts ETH is like the one who FUDs Bitcoin... sooner or later they run out of liquidity" - Satoshi Nakamoto (trust me bro)

WAGMI fam! 🚀💎🙌

Disclaimer: This is not financial advice, DYOR and never invest more than you are willing to lose in a rug pull 😉