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is green now!How logn will it last? Will it really hit 1
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= 0.01$? What do you think?
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In 2010, a Florida-based programmer named Laszlo Hanyecz made history by committing the most delicious financial mistake ever. He paid 10,000 Bitcoins — worth $41 at the time — for two Papa John’s pizzas. Today, those pizzas would be worth over $650 million. That’s not lunch, that’s a lost Lambo collection. Back then, Bitcoin was just an internet experiment. Laszlo just wanted to prove it could be used for real stuff. And it worked — the pizzas were real, and so was the pain. He unintentionally became the crypto world’s most expensive foodie. Now every year on May 22, we celebrate “Bitcoin Pizza Day,” the only holiday that tastes like cheese and regret. Laszlo says he doesn’t regret it, but let’s be honest — even the crust wasn’t worth generational wealth. $BTC #BitcoinPizzaDay #CryptoMeme #BinanceSquare 🍕💸
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I’m not saying meme coins are the future of finance... But when Doge becomes more stable than my emotions, and Pepe flips my entire altcoin portfolio, I start asking serious questions. Imagine a world where job applications ask: "Do you HODL any meme coins?" And your credit score is based on how early you bought WIF 🐶 One day, my grandkids will ask, “Grandpa, is it true you sold Doge at $0.07?” I’ll just log out of the metaverse and pretend I never existed. #CryptoMeme #DogeCoin #PepeCoin #MemeCoinMadness #WriteToEarn #WIF #HODL #ShibaArmy #BinanceSquare #NotFinancialAdvice #ToTheMemeMoon 🚀 $DOGE $PEPE
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"Even though @Hamster Kombat kept improving at lightning speed, this time it's declining at the speed of light!"💀👍 well done $HMSTR #HMSRT #Hamster_Kombat
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