"When the marketâs closed, I sleep. Monday morning? Iâm full-on revenge trading with half-dead coffee in hand â"
"Pre-market green? Me: YOLO all in!
One hour later: My portfolio's bleeding like a horror movie scene đЏ"
"Monday morning volatility is like an indecisive ex â sometimes fake breakouts, sometimes surprise dumps. Donât trust it!"
đĽ 4 NINJA MOVES FOR MONDAY OPEN
1ď¸âŁ đ REVIEW LAST WEEK LIKE YOUâRE STALKING AN EX
Check the past 7-day chart: If you see a bearish flag or death cross, prep for brutal sell pressure.
Pro Tip: If BTC closed below the MA200 on Friday, Monday might be a bloodbath.
2ď¸âŁ đ PRE-MARKET = NETFLIX TRAILER
Pre-market prices are just spoilers, not the full story. ETH up 5% pre-market? Donât FOMO â wait 1â2 hours for the fake pump to burn out.
Mafia Tactic: Compare pre-market volume to normal days. Low volume? Just whales messing around.
3ď¸âŁ âĄ EARLY VOLATILITY = BATMAN TRAPDOOR
First hour after market open = Hunger Games: the strong survive, weak get stopped out.
Important: Donât enter in the first 15 minutes! Wait for that first 4H candle to get a real trend.
4ď¸âŁ đ DONâT BE A HERO WHEN THE TRENDâS UNCLEAR
If the marketâs confused, you should be even more confused! If BTCâs moving like a rollercoaster, stay on the sidelines with popcorn.
Real Talk: No clear setup? Save your cash for the midday discounts.
đŻ STRATEGY TO PROFIT WITHOUT FOMO
Buy Limit/Tight Stop Loss: Set at weekly S/R levels. Stopped out? Just say, âItâs a liquidity grab!â
Scalp in the Second Hour: Grab 2â3% profits quick and bounce. Donât get greedy like youâre about to buy a Tesla in cash.
Pair With BTC: If BTCâs choppy, stay away from alts â they can dump 20% in 10 minutes.
đŻ CALL TO ACTION:
"Ever got wrecked by a fake breakout on Monday morning? Drop your story in the comments! đ"
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