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When I said I wanted a “rich life,” I didn’t mean watching my crypto dip at 3AM! 🤯📉😂

Me: Buys coin after seeing green candles
Market: “Surprise dip party 🎉🔥”
Also Me: HODLing like it’s a yoga pose 🧘‍♂️

My portfolio is now playing hide and seek — mostly hide.
But hey, I'm not worried... I already told my mom I'm investing in “digital goats” because calling it crypto didn’t help. 🐐📲

Still waiting for that one magical pump where I go from Binance user to Binance whale 🐳 overnight. Manifesting it with every refresh button I hit!

Meanwhile, shoutout to all the legends surviving this rollercoaster — we laugh, we cry, we dollar-cost average. 💸💪

Let’s keep stacking those sats and memes. One day, we’ll laugh from the moon... or at least from Starbucks. 🚀☕

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