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let's play a game you send me USDT and I will receive and then made my First Trade 🙂😜 PRO Trader Thoray zyada krna 🤑🥰😂
#funny #comedy #NEW #trader #CryptoCPIWatch
#funny #comedy #NEW #trader #CryptoCPIWatch
Electing a New Pope Nah, Let's Let AI and Crypto Handle It
Alright, folks, forget the conclave—the new Pope is AI
Yep, the Vatican’s looking at blockchain and crypto to decide. Which is exactly what I want when I’m choosing my spiritual leader: an algorithm that can't even decide whether to pay for gas on Ethereum or Solana.
#PopeFrancis #election #TradeStories #AI #comedy #funny
Alright, folks, forget the conclave—the new Pope is AI
Yep, the Vatican’s looking at blockchain and crypto to decide. Which is exactly what I want when I’m choosing my spiritual leader: an algorithm that can't even decide whether to pay for gas on Ethereum or Solana.
#PopeFrancis #election #TradeStories #AI #comedy #funny
A SIGN
"To you, I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the loyal opposition. If only God would give m e some clear sign! Like making a large deposit, in my name, at a Swiss bank account. "Woody Allen.
Another real sign? ...Well:
Would be nice to be told where is the top and where is the bottom, and have more than enough to buy every dip even if the market continues to go down for a while.
That would be asking for the power of market prophecy. As ridiculous as it might be, many assume gurus and analysts poses those skills... Tips do not work 100% of the time, if they do it is coincidental or real insight.
Enlightment is worth more than a generic investment advice. If you were to ask a supreme entity for something, ask for what cannot be achieved by a mere mortal.
What would be the best sign for you?
#comedy #MarketSentimentToday
Another real sign? ...Well:
Would be nice to be told where is the top and where is the bottom, and have more than enough to buy every dip even if the market continues to go down for a while.
That would be asking for the power of market prophecy. As ridiculous as it might be, many assume gurus and analysts poses those skills... Tips do not work 100% of the time, if they do it is coincidental or real insight.
Enlightment is worth more than a generic investment advice. If you were to ask a supreme entity for something, ask for what cannot be achieved by a mere mortal.
What would be the best sign for you?
#comedy #MarketSentimentToday
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The "Deposit"*: A thrilling moment like the first day of work, you think you will become Yusuf al-Azma.. but instead of independence, there is a withdrawal ban
- *The "Chart": It does more acrobatics than my uncle Abu Salim while driving on a straight road
- The "Stop Lose": You set it up to ease your conscience. But it dies like the wilted parsley you bought from Bab Srija
- The "Hodl" you sit on for years, and in the end, you discover you are happy just because you forgot the password
- Trading: A game harder than convincing someone to support Al-Ahli Aleppo
- The returns: They show up faster than Eid money.. and go faster than your mobile balance during a night out
** Additional Information:**
**Tomorrow you will be a millionaire...**
*(But don't forget: all this is **FOMO**, otherwise **everyone would be Bill Gates**!)* 😂
**Today's star heading to Mars $BNB
#بايننس_بالسوري
#comedy
- *The "Chart": It does more acrobatics than my uncle Abu Salim while driving on a straight road
- The "Stop Lose": You set it up to ease your conscience. But it dies like the wilted parsley you bought from Bab Srija
- The "Hodl" you sit on for years, and in the end, you discover you are happy just because you forgot the password
- Trading: A game harder than convincing someone to support Al-Ahli Aleppo
- The returns: They show up faster than Eid money.. and go faster than your mobile balance during a night out
** Additional Information:**
**Tomorrow you will be a millionaire...**
*(But don't forget: all this is **FOMO**, otherwise **everyone would be Bill Gates**!)* 😂
**Today's star heading to Mars $BNB
#بايننس_بالسوري
#comedy
TFF_TND s2e1 To Boldly Stake Where No One Has Staked Before.
In Episode 1 of The Final Frontier: Meme Coins – The Next Degeneration, Captain Picard, Data, and a very excitable Ferengi encounter their first meme coin civilization: the Froganon Collective. Their coin has no utility, no whitepaper, and a roadmap written entirely in emoji. Naturally, it's up 900%.
What begins as a routine scan becomes a high-stakes staking situation involving interpretive dance, a cult of frog believers, and an incoming governance war with DogeChain.
#satire #PEPE #USDT #startrek #comedy
In Episode 1 of The Final Frontier: Meme Coins – The Next Degeneration, Captain Picard, Data, and a very excitable Ferengi encounter their first meme coin civilization: the Froganon Collective. Their coin has no utility, no whitepaper, and a roadmap written entirely in emoji. Naturally, it's up 900%.
What begins as a routine scan becomes a high-stakes staking situation involving interpretive dance, a cult of frog believers, and an incoming governance war with DogeChain.
#satire #PEPE #USDT #startrek #comedy
#comedy ,the market if full of comedies ,it can pump small,when you go long it go down ,but now am free from stress, because I don't have liquidation price, I can buy a coin any time i wish,I have failed to open profitable long position ,but short position ,am winning , it's risky to open up short position now that's why don't share my trades.$ACT
What makes you calm after taking a huge loss ..... ....#forexblow #forexlifestyle #forextrader #forexmemes #forex #trading #comedy #blow #nfp #forexjokes
Digital Detox in 2030: Now With Terms & Conditions
Welcome to 2030, where taking a digital detox now requires a permit. You don’t just log off — you file an ‘Intent to Disconnect’ form. Approval takes 72 hours. Longer if your dopamine levels spike when someone likes your post. Then you get a system prompt: ‘Are you sure you want to deactivate your digital identity? You may experience withdrawal from relevance
#DigitalDetox #satire #comedy #ScienceMeetsCrypto #humor #AI
Welcome to 2030, where taking a digital detox now requires a permit. You don’t just log off — you file an ‘Intent to Disconnect’ form. Approval takes 72 hours. Longer if your dopamine levels spike when someone likes your post. Then you get a system prompt: ‘Are you sure you want to deactivate your digital identity? You may experience withdrawal from relevance
#DigitalDetox #satire #comedy #ScienceMeetsCrypto #humor #AI
Donald Trump is playing with himself when Narendra Modi comes around..!!
Trump is a kid..!!
#comedy #narendramodi #DonaldTrump
Buy and hold for future profit or future loss
Trump is a kid..!!
#comedy #narendramodi #DonaldTrump
Buy and hold for future profit or future loss
Starfleet Doesn’t Use Money. and That’s Why They Don’t Have Crypto?
What if Starfleet economics collided with today’s crypto mess? In this 30-second short, we compare the post-scarcity ideals of Star Trek with the reality of inflation, meme coins, and getting rugged in DeFi.
#cryptocomedy #cryptosatire #startrekparody #satire #comedy #defi #ScienceMeetsCrypto #Bear
What if Starfleet economics collided with today’s crypto mess? In this 30-second short, we compare the post-scarcity ideals of Star Trek with the reality of inflation, meme coins, and getting rugged in DeFi.
#cryptocomedy #cryptosatire #startrekparody #satire #comedy #defi #ScienceMeetsCrypto #Bear
ONE DAY BECOME A BILLIONAIRE😁😂🤣
AND I DO THIS ONE
#BillionaireQuiz #Bitcoin2025 #comedy #ProfitPotential #ETHETFsApproved $BTC $ETH $BNB
AND I DO THIS ONE
#BillionaireQuiz #Bitcoin2025 #comedy #ProfitPotential #ETHETFsApproved $BTC $ETH $BNB
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