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Wasn't it a wild bull market? Why did the market pull back? #段子

#现货以太坊ETF获美SEC批准
SEC: Submit ETH's materials quickly. We'll have a meeting to approve it
Asset management company: It's too late to revise the materials. How about later?
SEC: Then approve it first. You can slowly make up the materials
Asset management company: ...
Market: You ejaculated before I even took off my pants?

#kabosu離世
New leeks: Didn't ETF $ETH pass? Why did the market pull back?
Old leeks: Oh, that's because Kabosu, the prototype of $DOGE , passed away. All cryptocurrencies lowered their flags to half-mast to commemorate him
New leeks: ...

#内容挖矿

#BTC #ORDI #sats #段子
Yesterday I went to the vegetable market to buy groceries, and an aunt was tinkering with something on her mobile phone. I wanted to scan the QR code to pay and asked her where to scan it. The aunt showed me the wallet address on her phone with her backhand, and said: Young man, I only accept the inscription.

"Love on the Blockchain"

In the vast universe of the blockchain, there are two nodes, one is called "Coder Li" and the other is called "Programmer Zhang". They convey subtle emotions through countless transaction data every day. One day, Li decided to confess to Zhang using a smart contract: "If you accept, please leave the first six digits of your private key on this block." Zhang smiled slightly, replied with a carefully designed hash value, and said: "Unlock it, and you will find my answer." After three days and three nights of calculation, Li finally found the secret message corresponding to the hash value: "I am willing to forge a love relationship with you on the chain." From then on, they wove their love code on the blockchain, allowing every block to witness their sweetness.

#段子 #美联储何时降息？ #币安7周年 #哈哈姐

#段子
Ten years later, your son is in junior high school and has no money to attend cram school.
Your wife despises you for being poor and gives you the cold shoulder every day.
You have to deliver food on a 40-degree day.
Your father-in-law sighs every time he sees you.
He haggles over buying a bottle of Moutai during festivals and often hides in the balcony to smoke alone in the middle of the night. And the reason for all this is simply because you didn’t buy 𝒌 𝒂 𝒊 𝒋 𝒖 on April 9, 2024

#段子

I used to be a contract gambler. Basically, there was a small explosion every three days and a big explosion every seven days. I lost everything in less than a month. After that, I learned from my mistakes and closed myself off for half a year. I decided not to be a contract gambler anymore and to do real value investment and play spot. It happened that there was a big bull market in March. In a hurry, I borrowed 500,000 yuan from various apps and went all in to buy RNDR at $9, WLD at $8, SAGA at $7, PENDLE at $6, IO at $5, ETHFI at $4, API3 at $3, FET at $2, and W at $1

Teacher, I can still go...

Santa Claus: Unicorns are also possible
#段子 #回本了

"Looking for the Lost Private Key"

Old Jack is a senior cryptocurrency investor. One day, he suddenly discovered that the notebook that recorded all his cryptocurrency private keys was missing! This made Old Jack very anxious. He searched every corner of his house and even suspected that he was abducted by aliens. In desperation, he decided to use the most primitive method - memory. From childhood dreams to the taste of first love, to the details of every transaction, Old Jack's brain was like a supercomputer, frantically reorganizing those fragmented memories. Finally, on a stormy night, he had a flash of inspiration and remembered the secret little box hidden under the flower pot. When he opened it, it was the precious notebook. Old Jack excitedly hugged everything in the house, as if saying, "Thank you for not making me the worst cryptocurrency investor!

#段子 #哈哈姐

Last week I went to the bank to withdraw money. The teller asked me: What are you going to do with so much money? I answered directly: I am going to take money to have a mistress. [Covering face][Covering face] I didn't expect the teller to say directly: Keep me. I was stunned when I heard it. This teller really dared to joke.

I smiled and joked: "Your job is not good, why do you want to be kept by me?" The teller was also happy and said: "It's just a joke, don't mind it. But, do you really plan to use so much money to keep a mistress?"

I shook my head and said: "No, I'm just joking. This money is for me to invest. I want to start my own business." The teller's eyes lit up and said: "Then you have to be careful. The investment market is not simple now."

I nodded and agreed. We chatted for a while, and the teller also gave me some investment advice. I think this teller is really good. Not only is he serious about his work, but he also knows how to care about customers.

Finally, I withdrew the money and said goodbye to the teller. Walking out of the bank, I thought to myself: This teller is really an interesting person. I have to chat with her next time I have the chance.

This experience of withdrawing money was quite interesting. Not only did it allow me to see the teller's humor, but it also made me understand that investing is not an easy thing and that you have to be careful. #段子