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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR for us... 😀 ✅️ • Cryptocurrencies are exactly what I earned my fortune on. • Wow! And what’s your current fortune? • Pre-infarction. 😅 ✅️ A man uses only 10% of his brain's capabilities. The other 90% God uses for mining Bitcoin. 🤯⛏️ ✅️ • Why doesn’t a crypto enthusiast go to the gym? • Because he’s always running after trends! 🏃‍♂️📈😂 ✅️ The crypto enthusiast looks at his portfolio: • This is not a drop, it’s just a “correction”! 📉🤓 Aha, and I’m a future millionaire! 💰 ✅️ — A crypto trader walks into a bar and asks: — "What do you have with a low rate?" — The bartender replies: "Beer."😀 ✅️ — Bitcoin $BTC and Ethereum walk into a bar. — The bartender says: "Sorry, we no longer serve cryptocurrencies." — Bitcoin: "Why?" — Bartender: "You’re just too unstable." • Charge up like Bitcoin before the halving! #CryptoHumor #BinanceSquare #BTC #анекдот
A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR for us... 😀
✅️ • Cryptocurrencies are exactly what I earned my fortune on.
• Wow! And what’s your current fortune?
• Pre-infarction. 😅

✅️ A man uses only 10% of his brain's capabilities. The other 90% God uses for mining Bitcoin. 🤯⛏️

✅️ • Why doesn’t a crypto enthusiast go to the gym?
• Because he’s always running after trends! 🏃‍♂️📈😂

✅️ The crypto enthusiast looks at his portfolio:
• This is not a drop, it’s just a “correction”! 📉🤓
Aha, and I’m a future millionaire! 💰

✅️ — A crypto trader walks into a bar and asks:
— "What do you have with a low rate?"
— The bartender replies: "Beer."😀

✅️ — Bitcoin $BTC and Ethereum walk into a bar.
— The bartender says: "Sorry, we no longer serve cryptocurrencies."
— Bitcoin: "Why?"
— Bartender: "You’re just too unstable."

• Charge up like Bitcoin before the halving!

#CryptoHumor #BinanceSquare #BTC #анекдот
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